身为一个现代人，兰沅芷接受过不少电信诈骗的短信，对此她视若无物，删的比清理内存还快。
结果有一天，她又收到了一条类似的短信：只要十枚半两钱，你就可以成为大秦帝国一人之上万人之下的人物！
兰沅芷冷笑，你怎么不让我把陕西博物馆给你搬来呢？这种骗局我十岁的时候就不上当了好吗？
后来……
面对着手机里神气活现的小皇帝，兰沅芷泪流满面。
陛下，半两钱实在不好找，您看找个母猪的产后护理怎么样？
嬴政死后发现自己到了一个神奇的地方，并非天庭也非地府。
经过一段时间后，嬴政得知，自己所在的地方不在三界内，而且如果能处理的好的话，他还可以回到原本的世界里，再当自己的皇帝！
那有些东西就要了解了解了。
比如这个四大发明什么的，不得打包来一份？
兰沅芷：他的目的根本就不是半两钱
原名：《始皇陛下今天也在“诈骗”》
可以当做平行时空看，请勿当真！
预收文：开局直播嬴稷炫崽秦始皇
嬴稷：我家崽最厉害，他统一了六国，开创了大一统的时代！
刘煓：我家崽最厉害，他驱逐了匈奴，扩大了疆土！
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武士彟：我家崽最厉害，她是前无古人后无来者的女皇帝！
夹缝之中的朱世珍：我……我家崽……
众皇帝先人齐齐看向这个老农民：嗯？
已经习惯了山呼万岁歌功颂德的众皇帝们：别夸了别夸了，再夸人都要红到脚后跟了。
不过自家老祖宗既然那么高兴，是不是把周边的领土再扩大一点，好让他们再有点显眼包的谈资？